Nunov T. Above

What do you do when you are in the voting booth and none of the candidates deserves your vote? More in a moment.

When you go do your civil duty and vote and you feel that not one of the candidates deserves your vote, what are your options? You can not cast a vote for that particular race, but that is actually a vote for the incumbent. The best thing to do is a "write in" and my favorite "NONE OF THE ABOVE" But you have to make it look like a real name, so my suggestions are:
Noneov T. Above
N. Oneov Theabove
Nunov T. Above Sr.
Noone Atall
Noone A. Tall
And my favorite:
U.Gotta Bekiddnme
You get the idea. Be creative, make it fun. Happy voting. For what it's worth.